The 'Stupid' Test
Thursday, June 11, 2009
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1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. [x] fell out of a chair by leaning back in it 4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. [] Had people tell you that you are blonde 7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull 10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push Total so far: 6 11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. [] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. [] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. [] have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with thongs on or you were barefoot Total so far: 9 21. [] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle 23. [] Have run into a closed door 24. [] Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. [] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. [] it has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer even only a bit 28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. [] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. [] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock total so far: 9 31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. [] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. [x] Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't turned on 38. [] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. [] Walked into a pole 40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes at the same time total so far: 13 41. [] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. [x] Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. [] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do 46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on accident when your drink was right next to it 47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. [] Have poked yourself in the eye 49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your underware or socks still on.. 50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair total so far: 17 51. [] Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. [] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. [] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was 55. [] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on 57. [] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day 58. [x] Have tripped on a cord 60. [] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny Total so far: 19 61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it 63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. [] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. [x]Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. [] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. [] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught Total so far: 23 71. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. [] Have sat on a bench with wet paint on it. 74. [] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. [] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand 77. [] Have purposely flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. [] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were high when you weren't 79. [] Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. [] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out total so far: 23 81. [] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. [] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip just to see if it hurts 83. [] Sat and wondered why men dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. [x]Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. [] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. [] When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. [] Sucked on a cup and got a hick-up from it total so far: 25 91. [x] As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. [] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. [x] started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. [] when you saw a beware of dog sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. [] You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling 99. []Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (I used my E-Dictionary...) 100. [] Have popped a balloon in your mouth TOTAL SCORE: 27% |
