Monique Mayhem
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
, 11:50 AM
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god. i can't believe i'm frens wif a gal hu acts as a complete and utter slut. ok, her name is Monique and she's my pen pal frm Canada. (i hv 2 pen pals kaes. Alaina's frm Austrailia, NOT Canada.) anyways, frm her letters, i can tell she's really, really vain. (freaking airhead, more like.) all she talks about is her hair, looks, nails and how she thinks every boy in her class likes her. sure, i've seen her pic, and yeah, she's really pretty wif her short caramel curls (nt the fizzy kind, the kind tt looks like u've permed ur hair) and big hazel eyes wif relatively long lashes, but all the boys liking her? now tt's what i call a conceited bytch. in one letter she writes: Hey Nessa, (she's the only one who calls mii tt. dun ask mii y.) I've got an awesome piece of news for ya! I got asked out by not one but TWO guys! Isn't that cool? Anyway, I couldn't chose, so I said yes to both of them. (omfg, wat a slut!!!) I've kept this from the both of them, of course. Don't want them to get into a huge brawl 'cause of me (proof of her being a conceited bytch.) How about you? Found the perfect guy yet? You definitely HAVE to tell me when you do. (did i mention she's oso a Gossip Queen? well, i juz did.) Sorry but I have to go now, I have a date with Alan in 1 hour. Airkisses (she learnt that from Polly in Michele Jaffe's Bad Kitty.), Monique wat a fcked-up-bytch-slash-complete-phoney. seriously. i mean, who dates 2 guys at 1 time? and sure, boys can b a total pain in the ass smetimes, but still, they hv feelings, u noe. i guess she wun noe tt till she gets dumped by them both. n if she cmes crying to mii, all i can say is, "serve u rite." |
